If my eyes are empty sockets, then why do they itch?

Sometimes life gives you lemons. That's when you need to take hold of an opportunity and make some lemonade out of those suckers- not to drink, but to pour on the open wounds of those people that bug the crap out of you. It's the gift that keeps on giving, because those screams of pain and the howling misery that follows will be just the thing to perk up your day and put a little lift in your lurch.

Challenge is just life's way of keeping you mentally fit. If everything was easy then everyone would end up a lazy ball of flesh that does nothing but grin like an idiot and drool. Sounds like fun, but after a few days it gets old. An active brain leads to an interesting life. Even more important, an active brain is a delicious thing for those of us who lead an interesting un-life.

Food for thought. *snicker*

Spreading the holiday plague... errrr... cheer

All credit goes to Gary of war. A little Zombie Santa goes a long way towards raising your spirits straight out of the grave. And not to worry, the glassy white eye can still see you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. It also can spy into the depths of your soul, but only on Fridays or during a full moon.

Now excuse me while I go skin some reindeer...

Ho Ho H- BRAAAAAINSSSS!!!

Now is the time of year when all good boys and girls should prepare their soft, tender, delicious brains for Zombie Santa. No amount of lethal weaponry can prevent me from making my rounds and visiting each and every house this year. No lock can stop me; no security system can detect me. I travel in silence, hiding in shadow and waiting until you are sound asleep.

I'm waiting for you. Sleep. Sleep and dream.