Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Zen Yoga is easy when you lack a mind...

Zombie Santa was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique. Zombie Santa happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. Hearing the footsteps of his teacher, he held the pieces of the cup behind him. When the master appeared, Zombie Santa asked: "Why do people have to die?"

"This is natural," explained the older man. "Everything has to die and has just so long to live."

Zombie Santa, producing the shattered cup, added: "It was time for your cup to die."

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